Diabetes here I come.
  1. An entire block of cream cheese.
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    For some reason.
  2. An entire stick of butter.
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    Hell. Let's make it 2.
  3. Two cups of sugar.
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    Or just stop pouring when you start to get woozy from all the sugar particles in the air.
  4. Box cake batter.
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    And all the oil and eggs and shit that go with it.
  5. Crumbled up cookies.
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    Just throw that shit in there somewhere.
  6. Some fruit of some kind.
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    Gotta be healthy!
  7. Melted chocolate.
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    Don't be afraid to give whatever the hell we're making a generous coating.
  8. Sprinkles!
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    Because why not!