Ingredients needed to make any of those ridiculous "Tasty" recipes

Diabetes here I come.
  1. An entire block of cream cheese.
    For some reason.
  2. An entire stick of butter.
    Hell. Let's make it 2.
  3. Two cups of sugar.
    Or just stop pouring when you start to get woozy from all the sugar particles in the air.
  4. Box cake batter.
    And all the oil and eggs and shit that go with it.
  5. Crumbled up cookies.
    Just throw that shit in there somewhere.
  6. Some fruit of some kind.
    Gotta be healthy!
  7. Melted chocolate.
    Don't be afraid to give whatever the hell we're making a generous coating.
  8. Sprinkles!
    Because why not!