REJECTED TITLES FOR MY FUTURE AUTO-BIOGRAPHY

I will write it... one day...
  1. An Ode To My Bed
  2. The Girl All The Guys Didn't Want
  3. My Mom Is My Favorite Person And You Can't Change That
  4. Asleep By 9PM: The Amanda Gurock Story
  5. I'm In Love With A Pizza
  6. My Life Is Weird
  7. I Watched Teen Wolf, And My Life Changed Forever
  8. Makeup Makes Me Happy
  9. Food Is Important
  10. I Know I'm Lame
  11. The Dog Lady