THINGS I'VE LEARNED ABOUT THE BOYFRIEND OF THE GIRL NEXT TO ME ON THE BUS

This is one hell of a phone call she's on...
  1. He doesn't talk to his family about girls
    "He's just not like about that life."
  2. He is not usually affectionate
    "He was so touchy. It was so out of place for him."
  3. He asks to see this girl every weekend
    "I know I'm like ditching my friends, but I want to see him."
  4. He wants to dress up as the Back To The Future characters and do a couples costume for Halloween
    "So a couples costume means we're really serious now."
  5. He isn't actually her official boyfriend yet
    "So is he my boyfriend? Can I not talk to other guys when I'm out? I need to know. Something has to change."