THINGS I'VE LEARNED ABOUT THE BOYFRIEND OF THE GIRL NEXT TO ME ON THE BUS
This is one hell of a phone call she's on...
- •He doesn't talk to his family about girls"He's just not like about that life."
- •He is not usually affectionate"He was so touchy. It was so out of place for him."
- •He asks to see this girl every weekend"I know I'm like ditching my friends, but I want to see him."
- •He wants to dress up as the Back To The Future characters and do a couples costume for Halloween"So a couples costume means we're really serious now."
- •He isn't actually her official boyfriend yet"So is he my boyfriend? Can I not talk to other guys when I'm out? I need to know. Something has to change."