Inspired by @Peace_Out_List
  1. Calling in a delivery/pickup order
    Seamless was invented for people like me.
  2. Related: Making appointments by phone
    Why can't we do everything online nowadays?
  3. Shaking hands
    My hands are usually sweaty and it's embarrassing. Also, germs.
  4. Cleaning the fridge
    Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh. I hate having to toss all the spoiled food and wipe up mysterious liquids and all of it.
  5. Pigeons
    A NYC pigeon flew into my head once. Traumatized for life.
  6. Nightclubs
    So loud. So many people. So not fun.
  7. Certain coworkers
    I have walked into the kitchen and turned around as soon as I saw certain people already in there. Not as awkward as having to talk to them.
  8. Killing bugs
    Or rather, disposing of bugs. I've smashed bugs with my shoe before and left them for my husband to clean up...
  9. Airplane bathrooms
    I will do everything in my power to avoid the airplane bathroom. So small, smells weird, and everything is always wet. Everything.