THINGS SAID ABOUT ME SO FAR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

  1. "You're a troublemaker!"
    6-year-old nephew
  2. "Is it illegal to teabag your sister?"
    My 29-year-old brother to my mother
  3. "You want nothing for Christmas? Loser."
    My mother
  4. "She's trying to trick you."
    Everyone to my nephew, who's definitely smart enough not to fall for it but wants to anyway