1. He sends me videos of babies playing with puppies
    Any type of small animal or child really
  2. I also send him videos of puppies
    And minions unfortunately
  3. He massages my back without me having to ask
    Back problems for life
  4. When he sees my mom he hugs her
    When he sees my grandmother she obviously goes for a kiss
  5. My family likes him more than me
    No joke
  6. He parks my car for me when i am incompetent