Things on which I spend little to no time...

  1. Guys whose top profile photos (on dating apps) contain photos of currency, cars, or cartoon characters.
  2. Folding fitting sheets.
  3. Sweet pickles.
  4. Unsweetened tea
  5. Cars whose drivers ride their brakes, never turn their turn signals off, or - conversely - never turn them on.
  6. Any jean or pant that is not labeled "petite" or "short as hell".
  7. Oily moisturizers or crappy chapstick.
  8. Any clothing, jewelry, or make-up style that is blindingly trendy and will soon fade into oblivion.
  9. Poor quality plastic or Tupperware. If I'm going to get cancer from it, I need it to work well. Legitimately well.
  10. Any type of olive or caper.