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because who doesn't like looking at pictures of this beauty?
They're just so punny πŸ˜†πŸ™ˆ
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    What do you call stolen cheese?
    Nacho cheese!
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    What do you call an allegator who solves crimes?
    An investi-gator!
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    Why did the cow get an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field! (Joke courtesy of @KrissyPoo)
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Extrememly Loud and Incredobly Close - Jonathan Safran Foer I first read this book in middle school because my older cousin was reading it; I didn't get it at all. Since then, I have read it countless times and it gets better every single time.
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    "Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are."
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    "Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
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    "I hope that one day you will have the experience of doing something you do not understand for someone you love."
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    On more than one occassion, I ate dog biscuits. 🐢
    I was like 4, they look like bone-shaped cookies, and my grandparents' dogs liked them, so why not?
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    When I was five, my class performed a song at the local music festival, which was held in a church. I really had to pee. So, I did. Right up on stage.
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    I wet the bed later than most children and had a plastic sheet on my bed. It was really loud when I moved and made me have a bad dream about leaves falling on me once. πŸπŸ‚
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    I found out about li.st when my bf, Kris, played a @TeamCoco video of @bjnovak talking about it.
    I like lists so I was intrigued.
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    So, I downloaded the app, not really knowing what to expect, and discovered it's like Instagram meets Buzzfeed..
    But better.
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    And so the addiction began.
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    Is the boy going to hatch from the big egg?
    I was hoping not because that wouldn't make sense.
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    Oh no.. This is the Lion King all over again..
    Predicable, but sad, scene where son watches father die in the valley below him after his father saves him from the same fate.
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    The baby and dinosaur just got high off of some rotten fruit..
    What was the point of having this scene in a family movie? (Ignore the red lines in the picture, this is the best picture I could find)
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    "I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles."
    - Audrey Hepburn
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    "I just want ambitious teenagers to know it is totally fine to be quite, observant kids. Besides being a delight to your parents, you will find you have plenty of time later to catch up."
    - @mindy Kaling
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    "In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths."
    - Drew Barrymore
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I really like squirrels, okay?!
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    I stop in the middle of my sentence to shout "squirrel!" and point at it.
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    My bf, Kris, tells me that there are hundreds of squirrels in the city and we see one almost every day.
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    I go on to say that squirrels are in my top five favourite animals and that they are so cute when they run and jump.
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    Books I've started but have yet to finish
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    TV Shows I'm really into right now
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    All the different BBQ sauces I have in my fridge
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