"Bad" Jokes that Make me Laugh Every Time

They're just so punny 😆🙈
  1. What do you call stolen cheese?
    Nacho cheese!
  2. What do you call an allegator who solves crimes?
    An investi-gator!
  3. Why did the cow get an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field! (Joke courtesy of @KrissyPoo)
  4. Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
    Because if they feel forward they'd still be on the boat!
  5. How do you make antifreeze?
    Steal her blanket!