They're just so punny 😆🙈
  1. What do you call stolen cheese?
    Giphy
    Nacho cheese!
  2. What do you call an allegator who solves crimes?
    Giphy
    An investi-gator!
  3. Why did the cow get an award?
    Giphy downsized medium
    Because he was outstanding in his field! (Joke courtesy of @KrissyPoo)
  4. Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
    Giphy
    Because if they feel forward they'd still be on the boat!
  5. How do you make antifreeze?
    Giphy
    Steal her blanket!