WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP

None of these panned out.
  1. A doctor
    I get queasy if I even think about the human body too much.
  2. A chef
    I once cooked a frozen pizza with the cardboard still on the bottom.
  3. A ballerina
    I can't dance. Period.
  4. A singer
    I get stage fright talking at the dinner table.