TV SHOWS I WILL ONLY WATCH IF I HAVE COMPLETE SOLITUDE

  1. 1.
    Star Trek. If you laugh at the acting I will kill/divorce/shun you. Let's not risk it.
  2. 2.
    Hoarders. My daddy issues are my own and how I work those out is my business.
  3. 3.
    Game of Thrones. Sometimes I fast forward, ok!? I know you can't deal.
  4. 4.
    Dog Whisperer. He is a genius and his mustache is perfect and what he does must be ancient magic so go away this is my time with Cesar!