1. Star Trek. If you laugh at the acting I will kill/divorce/shun you. Let's not risk it.
  2. Hoarders. My daddy issues are my own and how I work those out is my business.
  3. Game of Thrones. Sometimes I fast forward, ok!? I know you can't deal.
  4. Dog Whisperer. He is a genius and his mustache is perfect and what he does must be ancient magic so go away this is my time with Cesar!