TV SHOWS I WILL ONLY WATCH IF I HAVE COMPLETE SOLITUDE
- •Star Trek. If you laugh at the acting I will kill/divorce/shun you. Let's not risk it.
- •Hoarders. My daddy issues are my own and how I work those out is my business.
- •Game of Thrones. Sometimes I fast forward, ok!? I know you can't deal.
- •Dog Whisperer. He is a genius and his mustache is perfect and what he does must be ancient magic so go away this is my time with Cesar!