1. Do not eat after midnight prior to surgery
    I ate a brownie and a tall glass of water at 12:09a.m.
  2. Sign consents saying no I didn't eat after midnight
    That brownie was delicious!
  3. Nurse explains "you are risking your life if you ate after midnight" Me "good thing I'm starving"
    Think to myself shit it's gonna be death by brownie today all while laughing.
  4. Surgery went well! You did great!
    Waking up after anesthesia yes I'm alive! I will not eat after 11:59pm prior to surgery ever again!