Places I would go to if: money and/or the plane ride was shorter

Someone get me a million dollars and a tranquilizer so these can happen.
  1. Australia
    Why does seemingly one of the best countries have to be so far away?
  2. India
    My dad said there were mosquitos on his flight from there, so that is also a negative.
  3. Antarctica
    I believe you also have to take a cruise from Chile to get there. Did I make that up? Possibly.
  4. South Africa
    This was going to be the graduation trip I would take with my friend, but definitely don't have the money for that after graduating.
  5. Marshall Islands
    Don't really know what you can do there, but I expect they would let me do whatever I want when I tell them my last name is Marshall and I own these islands (one of these is false).