100 YEARS OF LI.ST (1933)

OTHER ANIMALS THAT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER OPTIONS THAN A GORILLA AS KING KONG (NEW PLOTS CREATED) @jakebrandman
  1. PENGUIN
    It's adorable but why did it kidnap that girl? We won't be able to kill him because we'd just feel bad. He's just an innocently large bird. Too cute to kill.
  2. KOMODO DRAGON
    Holy fuck. Can we even penetrate its tough skin with these machine gun bullets?? We should probably just quarantine New York City.
  3. OTTER
    Those sharp teeth!!! Aw look at how he nuzzles her. We should let them have their weird love affair and just go back to plotting against the nazis, that's more important anyway.
  4. FROG
    Ok gross. We should probably just kill both of them cause no one needs to kiss a toad that big to find a prince.
  5. TIGER
    Ferocious and scary. Wait it's cute now. What happened? Can you imagine how much we'd get if we sold him for his fur?
  6. RED PANDA
    Is that a raccoon? Why is it red. What is that. OH... MY..... GOD..... ITS.....SO........CUUUUUTE!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! SO CUTE!!!!!