100 YEARS OF LI.ST (1933)
OTHER ANIMALS THAT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER OPTIONS THAN A GORILLA AS KING KONG (NEW PLOTS CREATED) @jakebrandman
- •PENGUINIt's adorable but why did it kidnap that girl? We won't be able to kill him because we'd just feel bad. He's just an innocently large bird. Too cute to kill.
- •KOMODO DRAGONHoly fuck. Can we even penetrate its tough skin with these machine gun bullets?? We should probably just quarantine New York City.
- •OTTERThose sharp teeth!!! Aw look at how he nuzzles her. We should let them have their weird love affair and just go back to plotting against the nazis, that's more important anyway.
- •FROGOk gross. We should probably just kill both of them cause no one needs to kiss a toad that big to find a prince.
- •TIGERFerocious and scary. Wait it's cute now. What happened? Can you imagine how much we'd get if we sold him for his fur?
- •RED PANDAIs that a raccoon? Why is it red. What is that. OH... MY..... GOD..... ITS.....SO........CUUUUUTE!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! SO CUTE!!!!!