7 THINGS THAT FILE ME UNDER "HOT MESS" THIS WEEK
Mercury in retrograde? My life is falling apart? There's probably a lot of reasons I'm having trouble adulting these days.
- 1.My eye is fucked upBusted blood vessel. No clue how it happened. First thought: I'm dying. Second thought: I need to drink more water.
- 2.Forgot to pay rentI mean, I can pay it. I just forgot to write the check cause I got caught up talking about hot vanilla guy names. Oops.
- 3.My pinky toe is blackOne more ram into a hard object and that bitch is just going to fall off.
- 4.I spent (mostly) all of my money on Bloody Mary's this past weekendSo now I'm fucking STRAPPED. And I still have a week until payday and take my mom out for brunch for Mother's Day. Ffffffuck.
- 5.I used up the rest of my dry shampooJust take a WILDDDDDD guess? Yeah. Still didn't shower yet.
- 6.I have no idea what I'm doingI'm basically running on fumes of Adderall and Starbucks lattes.