🐝 BUMBLE OPENERS, PART 3

Some of these are old, some new. I feel rusty.
  1. The top half is a man at least...
  2. Made mention of his "nerd status"
  3. *waits for it*
  4. This is the second guy IN ONE WEEK THAT IVE COME ACROSS WHO IS FUCKING SAVING HIMSELF. Only me.
  5. He continued to say that he has a different opinion of women than most guys do. Yeah, ok.
  6. I might have screamed when I saw this guy.
  7. He probably gets waxed more often than I do.
  8. I mean... CHEESE!!
  9. If you had these then it might be a deal breaker but...
  10. I bet he's a Scorpio.
  11. Criminal Defense Attorney
  12. I don't think I can trust a guy who thinks Sonny Moore is cool...
  13. Said he wanted to "live vicariously" through my pets.
  14. Hello, special 🦄!
  15. The critics love him!!!
  16. As do I.