COURSES I COULD TEACH AT THE COLLEGIATE LEVEL
@meg1 is fucking brilliant. So, therefore, I'm inspired.
- •Dry Shampoo 101Look like you've showered without ever actually showering.
- •How To Bullshit 200Want to talk your way out of a cardboard box? Talk circles around others until they are utterly confused and agree with you? This course will give you the skills to do that.
- •Pop Punk Rock StudiesCenters on early 2000s Drive-Thru Records Era.
- •Dating Profiles 300Final project: Apply learned skills on JDate. Students will be graded on received responses and number of nude requests.
- •Does Everyone Hate Me? Am I Not Aware Of How Annoying I Am?Online class, only available on Friday nights from 7-Midnight.
- •Catching Someone In A Lie 600Advanced course for those who have completed How to Google, Password Breaking. This class is a pre-requisite for How to Always Find Out Everything.
- •Seminar: iPhone Battery EfficiencyOh you're at 27% and need to make your phone last another 4 hours? I've got you.
- •Overthinking 300The wheels in your brain will never stop turning.
- •Twin Deciphering: Mary-Kate and Ashley OlsenStudents will view every MKA movie ever made. Final exam will be multiple choice.