Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. John Montagu, fourth Earl of Sandwich
    He'd run a food blog and share his OG recipes in lists.
  2. Edie Sedgwick
    Another "it" girl for us to fawn all over. Would most likely be a member of the Craig David Fan Club.
  3. Petrache Poenaru
    Numerous lists about how he "basically invented texting," just because he was the first person to figure out how to get the ink to stay inside the pen.
  4. Bud Abbott
    Being the straight man, I'd imagine he would be well received through text. Notifications would be turned on.
  5. Lou Costello
    Lots of emojis and photos. Constantly sending list requests to Bud.
  6. Odysseus
    Would specialize in lists about travel, arts & crafts, reasons why he's glad his wife decided to stay home, how to narrowly escape death (multiple times), etc. He has an unlimited amount of material to work with.
  7. Dr. Robert "Oppie" Oppenheimer
    I imagine Oppie would vent about Einstein. Come up with a single item list, titled "PLACES WHERE LESLIE GROVES CAN SHOVE THIS URANIUM," with the bullet point stating: His Uranus. FDR would get a good chuckle and relist it.