EPISODES OF TRUE LIFE I COULD STAR IN

Not too proud of some of these. Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
  1. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP THREE HOURS AGO
  2. MY ANXIETY ONLY SHOWS UP WHEN I HAVE TO DRIVE IN THE SNOW
  3. I GET OCD WHILE PEELING ORANGES
  4. I'VE NEVER PAID TO DO DRUGS
  5. I SIT FOR HOURS WONDERING WHAT CAUSED SOMEONE TO UNFOLLOW ME
  6. ADHD MADE ME DO IT
  7. I WAS STALKING SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK AND ACCIDENTALLY FRIENDED THEIR MOM
  8. I USE TINDER AS AN EGO BOOSTER
  9. I'M AVOIDING THE INTERNET BECAUSE I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS
  10. MAYBE I'M META AND DON'T KNOW IT
  11. YEEZY TAUGHT ME