FIVE JOB OFFERS I WOULD ACCEPT REGARDLESS OF SALARY

Inspired by @DanaDigsYou, @k8mcgarry, etc.
  1. Replacement for that lady on the Travel Channel where she just goes around the world reviewing hotels
  2. Sephora Product Tester
  3. Clint Eastwood Movie Reviewer
  4. Personal Kobe Cow Massager
  5. Anything/Everything Christian Bale needs me to be