LIES I'VE TOLD TO EXPLAIN HOW I BUSTED A BLOOD VESSEL IN MY EYE
Is it getting better? Is it getting worse? I don't fucking know.
- •To impress a boy
- •Someone made me listen to Pitbull
- •Have you ever seen that movie The Faculty? Yeah.. That.
- •I realized that Carrot Top is still breathing the same air as me
- •Binge watching five seasons of Game of Thrones in a week
- •I lost a bet
- •Because Chris Evans exists
- •I think Justin Bieber's new face tattoo is really cool and inspiring and I want to be just like him but not as permanent? So I went with this.