LIES I'VE TOLD TO EXPLAIN HOW I BUSTED A BLOOD VESSEL IN MY EYE

Is it getting better? Is it getting worse? I don't fucking know.
  1. To impress a boy
  2. Someone made me listen to Pitbull
  3. Have you ever seen that movie The Faculty? Yeah.. That.
  4. I realized that Carrot Top is still breathing the same air as me
  5. Binge watching five seasons of Game of Thrones in a week
  6. I lost a bet
  7. Because Chris Evans exists
  8. I think Justin Bieber's new face tattoo is really cool and inspiring and I want to be just like him but not as permanent? So I went with this.