Way more interesting than the Bumble game right now. Inspired by @nikkilounoel
  1. No.
  2. Spun this shit like a champion.
  3. Wanted: Seasoned Subordinate
  4. Truth be told, I would make a HORRIBLE sub because the last thing I want to do is what you tell me to.
  5. Do girls actually get off on guys looking to cheat?
  6. N O.
  7. French guy who stalked me down this past weekend.
  8. His English might not be very good, but he's probably the most beautiful man I've ever seen up close.
  9. Your logic makes me want to punch you in the face.
  10. Guys who get their friend to do their Tinder for them....
  11. Fuck you, pay me.
  12. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
  13. This guy is definitely my soulmate.
  14. But can you get me a deal on a cell phone?
  15. If Faith finds out about this...
  16. A lost Kennedy who hit every other ugly branch on the way down.
  17. A girl has got to have options...
  18. But his dog is really fucking cute.
  19. Does my silence scream "fuck me"??
  20. Do you think he's got The Rock's number?
  21. Long story short: he lost his virginity to a prostitute in Thailand at age 21 while deployed and then continued to fuck so many he has no idea HOW many. Now, he's a born again Christian who hasn't had sex in 3 years and is saving himself for marriage