SHAQ AND HIS LITTLE BITCH, A POEM

Dedicated to my listapp cherry popper, @DanaDigsYou
  1. We might look like a circus side show
  2. As we stroll hand in hand down Rodeo
  3. Because I'm almost twice your height
  4. And you're not even in my line of sight
  5. At first I wondered how I'd fit
  6. And I thought that you might fight a bit
  7. But lube and fisting took us pretty far
  8. Even now we can do it in my car
  9. People will stare but that's okay
  10. It's not like I'm not used to that anyway
  11. And it doesn't seem to matter much to you
  12. Cause you know Jimmy Fallon ain't got nothing on you, boo.