TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, RANKED

completed as my six year old self.
  1. 1.
    Leonardo
    he's my fave. why? well blue is my favorite color and he can boss everyone around and he broods. oh my god does he brood. I love the way he sits and stares off in to space. plus he's not too forward with the ladies. AND HE USES SWORDS. I hate that April bitch and he seems less in to her than the others do. I think I'll marry this one. hopefully he doesn't think it's weird I sleep with a stuffed version of him.
  2. 2.
    Donatello
    he makes all the gadgets and I like that. I love the smart guys. plus I like purple. everyone thinks he's the least coolest which is probably why he's my second favorite.
  3. 3.
    Rafael
    that temper is hotttttt. and the way he scarfs a pizza mmmm. I don't really know much about him because I spend all my time fantasizing about Leonardo. he's got those weird hand held stabber things I don't know what they're called.
  4. 4.
    Michelangelo
    he's the most annoying of them all. he doesn't shut up and I think he's the baby of the clan. everyone thinks he's the best but why?? "cowabunga"??? what is that? why does he keep yelling that? he's the one who likes April most so therefore I like him the least.