TRYING TO FLIRT WITH SOMEONE WHOSE FIRST LANGUAGE ISN'T ENGLISH

FLIRTING IS HARD. Sometimes. It's even harder when you're trying to do it with someone who barely understands what the fuck you're saying.
  1. Should I use contractions?
  2. If I translate "butt of a baby" will they know what I'm talking about or make them think I'm a pedophile?
    I called him 'smooth'. He asked me if I meant smooth "like smoothy of fruit?"
  3. "You know what I mean?"
  4. What is the best kind of laugh to use?
    Haha? Lmao? Lol? Bahahahahaha?? Rofl?
  5. Should I even insert the laughter? Where?
  6. If not laughing if I throw in some !! in, will that show my enthusiasm??
  7. Is my quick wit going to work in this situation or am I going to have to get by on my looks?
  8. Do I need to be more direct?
    *Keeps fingers crossed for no*
  9. Maybe I should research his cultural flirting/mating techniques?
  10. Maybe I should start learning a new language?
  11. I'm American, so he probably thinks I'm a slut?
    I'm not... But we could discuss it.
  12. Even though he asked when I was free days ago, then asked again, and I was quick to say yes... Too overzealous?
    I should have pretended to fall asleep and answered tomorrow.
  13. He just used 🆒 as a response
    WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN??????
  14. Probably over thinking all this?