Requested by @stars
A fair question. So, I'm going to have my mom write this one for me!
  1. After hitting 666 followers I remembered this picture of me on Halloween when I was little.
  2. I texted my mom asking her to take a picture of it for me and this is how she responds:
  3. It is her favorite picture of me because she thinks the story behind it is so hilarious, so I will let her tell it to you.
    For one, I don't remember it since I was only one and a half. Plus, it's her story.
  4. Everyone say "hi" to Cindy.
    Also, Kem.
  5. Static
  6. October '86. Amber's first costume for trick-or-treat. I'm painting her face and telling her how adorable she looks.
  7. I'm pretty impressed with my first face painting attempt - she's going to love it!
  8. I hold her up to see herself in the mirror and she bursts into tears. "But I don't want to be a little debil!! I'm not a little debil!!"
  9. Every time someone would tell her how cute she looks she bursts into tears again. "I'm not a little debil!!"
  10. And that's the story.
  11. If you look closely enough, you'll see the tear stains on my cheeks caused by this traumatization.
    In order to quell the trauma she gave me a whole pack of Twizzler Nibs. Best Mom Ever.