WELCOME TO MY CRIB

What up ListApp??! Let's just fast forward to the good part: what's in my fridge.
  1. This antique holds the heart of my crib.
    My favorite part is the note from my mom.
  2. Hard to believe I just went to the store two weeks ago. But I swear this bitch is stocked.
  3. FUCKING DELICIOUS
    Aldi is the poor man's Trader Joe's.
  4. FISH, PIZZA, ICE POPS
    You really don't need anything else.
  5. A classy set up, I know.
  6. Coronas and like 10 different kinds of bbq, hot sauces.
    Different days require a different level of heat.
  7. I'm a cheese and juice box freak, honestly.
  8. Baì is seriously my favorite thing on the planet. Some coconut water. Mom's left over Tuna Noodle Casserole, fucking delicious.
  9. More juice. Star fruit. Pickles. Olives. More leftovers. Salad. Asparagus.
  10. And my sister's asshole cat, Lancelot.
    Ascended from the fires of hell to cool off on the bottom shelf.
  11. Stay tuned, next we'll visit my walk-in closet where I keep the skin of the celebrities I portray on a daily basis.