WHAT I DO WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS OFF HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME

I can be my own best friend, fuckers!
  1. Listen to music
    New Chris Brown, Lily & Madeline, Justin Bieber, Kid Cudi, Rick Ross, Jeremih, Babyface... FINALLY some silence so I can blast music instead
  2. Take long, romantic walks to the fridge
  3. Laundry, vacuum, clean the bathroom, etc.
  4. Swipe in Bumble
    Try to make them bumble opener worthy.
  5. Love on my sister's asshole cat
  6. Cry
    I don't like crying in front of other people. I HATE IT. So, I'll do this in solitude by myself to sad music.
  7. Talk to myself
    Apparently smart people do this? I'm ok with that.
  8. Write down bitter shit that no one else will ever read
  9. Love on myself
    Masturbation proclamation.
  10. Watch creepy YouTube videos
  11. Go to Target
  12. Finish unpacking my shit from my move into my new place 5 weeks ago
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  13. Drive around, get lost, find my way home