Requested by Jake Brandman

WHY I HATE APRIL O'NEIL

  1. she gets to hang out with the turtles and I don't
    IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT
  2. her face
    seriously fuck that frizzy perm and that toothy smile
  3. ok but why is she always hanging out with them??
    don't you have a job as a mediocre television reporter somewhere??
  4. if you ask me she's the reason that kid turned to Shredder
    seriously why don't you fucking pay attention to shit? he stole your wallet?? you're just as mediocre of a babysitter as you are a journalist
  5. she can't pull off yellow
    this photo says everything on its own
  6. SHE SUCKS