Unrelated: I'm working on another list called "reasons I had 10 cavities the last time I went to the dentist"
  1. Voortman strawberry wafer cookies
  2. Pepperonis and baby carrots
  3. Market Pantry Fat Free fudgesicle
  4. Starburst red fruit jelly beans
  5. Cinnamon roll and white toast
  6. Nothinf
  7. Cap'n Crunch