WAYS I HAVE REACTED WHEN PEOPLE USE RON SWANSON LINES ON ME
The most common: "I like pretty, dark haired women and breakfast food."
- •I recoil in horror
- •You are not Ron Swanson
- •This does not work
- •You are not Ron Swanson. You will never be Ron Swanson. Stop trying to make Ron Swanson happen. It's not happening for you.
- •I watched Ron Swanson. I knew Ron Swanson. Ron Swanson was a friend of mine. Dude, you are no Ron Swanson.
- •Unless you're nick offerman. But you aren't. Because he's off having athletic sex with Megan Mullally.