WAYS I HAVE REACTED WHEN PEOPLE USE RON SWANSON LINES ON ME

The most common: "I like pretty, dark haired women and breakfast food."
  1. I recoil in horror
  2. You are not Ron Swanson
  3. Nope
  4. This does not work
  5. *shudders*
  6. You are not Ron Swanson. You will never be Ron Swanson. Stop trying to make Ron Swanson happen. It's not happening for you.
  7. I watched Ron Swanson. I knew Ron Swanson. Ron Swanson was a friend of mine. Dude, you are no Ron Swanson.
  8. Unless you're nick offerman. But you aren't. Because he's off having athletic sex with Megan Mullally.