It was all a dream
  1. Trying to get dressed for work and against my will deciding on a tube top that was both ugly and far too tight.
  2. While also noticing some new unwanted body hair with no time to deal with it
  3. Heading to work and realizing I'm already an hour and a half late while also barely being able to understand the concept of time or read a clock
  4. Having to deal with a group of strangers dressed all in white
  5. An ex boyfriend showing up and being a way nicer, better looking version of himself. With many feelings.
  6. Trying to coordinate a place to eat lunch with my mother during all of the above.