Rated for creepiness
  1. Lifeless mitten-hands Santa
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    The dead eyed limp wristed mitten hands Santa. He hates Christmas. He hates his job. He hates you.
  2. Loose Livin' Santa
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    He might be a jaunty loose canon with a drinking problem but he seems like fun. He might lose all the presents while he's drunk sleigh riding.
  3. God complex Santa
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    On the one hand, he has that sweet simple Harry and the Hendersons look in his eyes, a gentle giant. On the other hand, he is stepping outside of the normal Santa stereotype and I don't like that! He's not even wearing red. Are you planning to feed that reindeer a twig covered in lichen?!
  4. Surprise Santa
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    I don't know who's more surprised! You when you find him in your room or him when you catch him seeing you when you're sleeping.
  5. Easy Rider Santa
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    I can't quite put my finger on what I don't like about him. Maybe that he's flanked with tiny unassuming elves.
  6. Dead Santa
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    Even though he's literally a skeleton, he looks pretty benevolent and not that creepy.