Tis the Season of Creepy Santas
Rated for creepiness
- •Lifeless mitten-hands SantaThe dead eyed limp wristed mitten hands Santa. He hates Christmas. He hates his job. He hates you.
- •Loose Livin' SantaHe might be a jaunty loose canon with a drinking problem but he seems like fun. He might lose all the presents while he's drunk sleigh riding.
- •God complex SantaOn the one hand, he has that sweet simple Harry and the Hendersons look in his eyes, a gentle giant. On the other hand, he is stepping outside of the normal Santa stereotype and I don't like that! He's not even wearing red. Are you planning to feed that reindeer a twig covered in lichen?!
- •Surprise SantaI don't know who's more surprised! You when you find him in your room or him when you catch him seeing you when you're sleeping.
- •Easy Rider SantaI can't quite put my finger on what I don't like about him. Maybe that he's flanked with tiny unassuming elves.
- •Dead SantaEven though he's literally a skeleton, he looks pretty benevolent and not that creepy.