Translation: if I wasn't incompetent af about hair. Also boring-ly low maintenance
  1. Could you imagine how easy it would be to get ready in the morning?
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  2. Discrete enough to hide but easy enough to pull out when I feel rebellious
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  3. I would feel like a vintage fairy and it would be amazing
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  4. I have had multiple people tell me I should try this. The commitment required for this is daunting though
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    Women who rock this will always have my deepest respect
  5. I would have way too much fun whipping my hair around because of how fierce I would feel
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  6. Best case scenario: I would look like a toddler got a hold of the sewing scissors
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    ✂️
  7. Maybe some day...
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