APOLOGIES

Relating to my conduct boarding flight home from Logan
  1. Sorry to anyone on the Delta shuttle who had to watch me eat my Wendy's single with cheese "animal style." I was starving.
  2. Sorry to the person in 18D who had to smell the remnants of my meal.
  3. Sorry to my husband. In advance. I am going to be crunk after this 35 min flight from BOS to LGA. $7 wine and I'm feeling fine.