Relating to my conduct boarding flight home from Logan
  1. Sorry to anyone on the Delta shuttle who had to watch me eat my Wendy's single with cheese "animal style." I was starving.
  2. Sorry to the person in 18D who had to smell the remnants of my meal.
  3. Sorry to my husband. In advance. I am going to be crunk after this 35 min flight from BOS to LGA. $7 wine and I'm feeling fine.