Reasons I Did Not Pick Up Your Call

  1. There was 10 minutes of Jane the Virgin left
  2. Would have lost a super important round of candy crush
  3. I was eating
  4. Was stalking you on fb and now it's weird
  5. Just about to start an episode of Jane the Virgin
  6. The combined ringing from various apple products left my overwhelmed and confused
  7. Finally found that Kim Kardashian crying face gif I always need and had to save it
  8. My phone was more than 2 feet away
  9. I already ate and refuse to leave the comfort of my house for any other reason
  10. I already used my snapchat reply and resent your ring for cutting off the snap I was viewing
  11. Trying to snap screenshot of Jane the Virgin