These are direct quotes.
  1. I'm newly single
  2. I think you're really attractive but I'm broke until Friday. Like zero broke.
  3. Do you smoke pot?
  4. I'm pretty nervous, pot helps.
  5. I work at a Home Depot in NJ right now it really sucks
  6. I like to exercise I like music and I'm really sad lately
  7. I don't really like to booze but I have been more lately
  8. We have a son, he's really great in spite of me and his mom
  9. I think I just lost my weed
  10. I found it yay