THINGS I <3 ABOUT BERTIE WOOSTER
The most crushworthy P.G. Wodehouse character (sorry, Jeeves)
- •Interminable fop
- •Extremely florid and loquaciousGarrulous, even.
- •Aunt DahliaWhere do you think he gets it from?
- •Generous use of onomatopoeia
- •Knowing who Hugh Laurie was long before general U.S. population
- •When relatives (esp. Aunt Dahlia) address him as Bertram
- •Stiff upper lip
- •Creative impersonal pronoun use
- •Constant but lighthearted air of offense
- •Lots of money
- •Total word for word recall of great works of English literature
- •Abbreviates every single w. with one letter only(outpaces even Holden Caulfield in this regard)