How to grow a lemon tree from seed

Tried and true method. I always use this method. For all of the one time I have ever attempted to grow a lemon tree.
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    Find a lemon tree that has lemons
    I used a neighbors tree. You should have no clue if the seeds will grow into trees that fruit or not, this is super important.
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    Get a lemon from the tree
    Use it to make lemon tea! Its so good!
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    Think "oh huh I should try to grow a tree!"
    Find out that it takes about 5 years for a lemon tree to be big enough to have lemons. If your lemon even grows a tree that can have lemons. Don't think about the possibility of wasting 5 years on a tree for no reward.
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    Take the seeds out before you put boiling water on them
    The Internet said to keep them in my mouth until the soul was ready. I obeyed. I don't argue with the Internet about gardening
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    Spit them in the soil?
    I dunno the Internet the told me to??
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    Read on the Internet that you need to keep them warm and moist
    Sorry about saying moist. The Internet told me to.
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    Kind of forget about them?
    I mean? The window sill is warm? And i watered it as much as I could remember to?
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    Take off the plastic wrap because you feel bad about it
    Water it really good. Why does it have to be "only moist"??
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    Completely forget about it
    For days. This is crucial.
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    Suddenly remember them!
    Go and check!
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    I'm a master gardener!!
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    Go brag on The Internet