My kookoo neighbors
They live right next door to me. They won't find this right??? Let's hope not
- •The lady overshares with us.So much. I know way way way more about them than I ever wanted to. And now I'm obsessed
- •Her mom died and I was watching house while she was at the funeral, this came in the mail.Yep. That's her mom.
- •The man has to be gay. There's no way around it. He is. He might not know it yet though?They are super Christian
- •He's addicted to porn and also has been having affairsShe told my boss lady with a total straight face and completely serious that she thinks he might be demon possessed.
- •She's super super crunchyI'm as hippy as the next, maybe more so, but she out hippies me in every way. And I don't mind it. She's weird.
- •I was housesitting/dog sitting the other day and I saw this right with the coffee in the kitchenMe and the boss people had a whole text thing about it being medium roast? Why does the roast matter???
- •And just yesterday the lady casually mentioned to my boss that the enema coffee is her husbandsThe boss lady came home and told us and I was like uh. Why did we not immediately know that?? None of us even thought about that.
- •It honestly just keeps on going for so long. They are bananas.