Reasons I'm the worst

Why am I like this??
  1. I want to live alone.
    I get scared every night that I'm alone.
  2. I want a steady solid future
    Don't tie me down!
  3. I need some new people
    Eeek not these people!
  4. I need to save money
    Look at this lush shopping haul!
  5. I love kids
    Get these kids away from me!
  6. Ahhh summer, so fun and warm
    Ugh why am I sweating? Let's go inside.
  7. I miss having long hair to put up in a bun
    Cuts hair off again.