Sass just almost killed me

Death by being dramatic
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    I was talking to the toddler and the older kid (that always needs to know everyone's business) asked what it was about
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    And I was like "I wasn't talking to you"
    And the kid is like but I want to know!!??!
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    So I was sassily walking backwards with me fingers in the shape of a W
    (Like that gif)
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    And I tripped over a bike that's in the living room
    πŸ˜’in my defense, why was the bike there? Oh right. Kids. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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    So I had to pretend like I hadn't been hurt by being sassy
    Mainly because I'm constantly telling that same kid to calm down and be careful. Oops.