Weird boob things
Hey guys, this is how having boobs usually is, don't be afraid! Feel free to ask your boob related questions! This is a safe space! Not every girl does all of these things but I'm pretty sure you all do at least one. This is a combined list of my experience with having boobs, and things my friends have told me about their experiences
- •Running up stairs and no one is around?Hold those things like your hands are sports bras
- •Laying in bedAnd just kinda holding a boob. Nothing sensual, just literally holding it.
- •Laying in bed on your side?Tuck a hand in cleavage for comfort
- •Go outside without a bra on and you're creepy neighbor man is out there?That's okay because Crossed Arms over your Chest like a Bra™ exists.
- •Itchy boob in public?Cross your arms firmly and if that doesn't work do an awkward slide push rub thing over it with your forearm.
- •Feel a weird thing that you aren't sure about?Get a friend or two to feel it for you, then they say "oh no that feels totally normal, see? Feel mine"
- •Boob fightLiterally just trying to hit your friends boobs while shielding your boobs because they are also trying to smack yours. Brutal.
- •Holding a baby and they start rooting around for the boob and you say"Sorry kid, those won't work for you. Mine are decoration only at this point" or something like that
- •Talking on speaker phone?Just set your phone on top of a boob. (This works best for larger boobs)
- •Phone screen dirty?Wipe it on a boob. Maybe a less classy way of cleaning but it's just so convenient!