A LIST OF *THE WORST* LISTS

If these existed, I wouldn't be able to.
  1. ALL THE WORDS I'VE CONFIDENTLY USED INCORRECTLY
  2. CUTE BABY PICTURES OF EVERY SQUIRREL I'VE RUN OVER
  3. TIMES MY PARENTS KNEW I WAS HAVING SEX
  4. ALL TIMES I'VE OFFENDED SOMEONE AND NOT REALIZED IT
  5. REASONS THE RELATIONSHIP DIDN'T WORK OUT (THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT)
  6. REASONS I WASN'T HIRED
  7. ALL THE AWFUL THINGS I'VE SAID WHILE DRUNK BUT HAVE NO MEMORY OF
  8. WAYS I'VE ALREADY FUCKED UP MOTHERHOOD
    (Written by someone from the future)
  9. ALL THE PEOPLE WHO I BELIEVE LIKE ME BUT ACTUALLY DON'T
  10. DEFINITIVE RANKING OF EVERY TIME I WAS UNKIND AS A CHILD
  11. EXACTLY EVERY SHITTY DAY SOMEONE WAS HAVING THAT I EXACERBATED BY BEING IMPATIENT WHILE DRIVING.
  12. TOP TEN LEAST FLATTERING OUTFITS OF MY LIFETIME (THAT I THOUGHT I LOOKED GOOD IN)
  13. THE ABSOLUTE WORST THING ABOUT AMELIA➕
    (Compiled by my closest friends & family)