Check Out My New Etsy Shops!

  1. WigOut!
    I will delicately create realistic full crown wigs for your child's beloved dolls, made from hair shorn from their less beloved dolls. Eyebrow tinting to match is extra, please see my listing for: Lovely Locks Eyebrow Match Kit
  2. Amelia's SincereAtonement
    Custom letterpress apology notes for everyone you've wronged. Message me for bulk shipments regarding blanket apologies! (ie. Everyone you interacted with from ages 17-30, the employees at the Temp company you tried to burn down, etc)
  3. Quilted Regrets LLC
    I create sturdy, yet beautiful, quilts using old letters from your Exes, expired gift certificates from silent auctions, receipts from Target purchases over $250, parking tickets you find at the bottom of your purse 2 days after the fine doubles, diary entries from middle school. Ships within US only.
  4. Denimories
    Send the jeans you used to fit in to, that are still in your closet, that you spent over $75 dollars on even though you couldn't afford it, that you refuse to throw out because they always made your ass look amazing, and I will paint a custom portrait of them (oil on canvas) along with the jean size prominently featured. Your one-of-a-kind framed Denimories painting will be sent to you, via UPS. I will consign the jeans and keep the money.
  5. Wreath It!
    Seasonal wreath experts here to create the most gorgeous and meaningful wreaths for EVERY season. Did you recently break up with someone who's pet you still love? You shouldn't have to give up the pet just because the relationship fell apart. Send us photos, vet bills, old toys, fur or nail clippings from your ex-pet and we do the rest! Please see our shipping tab as most wreaths require special delivery.