Dogs I Want to Own

I've been an adult for a while, I thought I'd have lots more dogs by now.
  1. A funny chihuahua mutt that doesn't bark named Patrick
  2. A small gray pitbull named Karen that sleeps on my lap while we watch tv.
  3. A really shaggy mutt of unknown genealogy that I keep shorn except for his eyebrows. Named Captain Fancy or Alabama Jones
  4. A dainty cattle dog that's smarter than me and we recreate Skidboot's tricks one by one.
  5. A super huge yellow lab that's old and lazy named Carlos Danger
  6. An overweight blind dachshund named Milt