Facebook Comments I Dream of Making

  1. Whoa! You are way better looking than him. He knows that and appreciates that right?
    Usually while looking at engagement photos.
  2. This is not funny.
  3. This is not worthy of sharing with anyone but your mother.
  4. You shouldn't share this. It makes you seem insecure. Take it offline.
  5. I can't believe I agree with you on this. But here we are.
  6. Please please please take this down, it makes you seem incredibly dumb.
  7. Nice try with the caption. I know you just wanted to show off this pic of you.
    (Or their kid...if there's ever a pic of a kid in an incredibly hip outfit but they're not doing anything even remotely clever...this is what's happening)
  8. I do have a daughter I love, but sharing a minion meme to prove it, seems a non sequitur.
  9. No one wants this shit.
    Silver jewelry, shake mix, essential oils, face cream, make up, overpriced accessories, etcetera
  10. Shut up.
  11. No.
  12. Unsubscribe.
  13. I can't believe I know what your kid's ass looks like and we haven't spoken since 8th grade.
  14. How do I "cheer you on" during what appears to be a Nike sponsored after work jog?!
  15. Oh my god. I had no idea you were a racist!