Inanimate Objects Your Child Will Expect You to Be

  1. A trashcan
  2. A bidet
  3. A cupholder
  4. A refrigerator
  5. A magic wish-granting lamp
  6. A time machine
  7. A teething ring
  8. A punching bag
  9. An even larger trashcan
  10. A washing machine
  11. A Kleenex
    Suggested by   @ladyprofessor
  12. A jungle gym
    Suggested by   @DG
  13. A toilet
    Suggested by   @BYRNE
  14. A couch
    Suggested by   @mother
  15. A trampoline
    Suggested by   @ebsquared
  16. An ATM.
    Suggested by   @wonderishmama
  17. A nightlight
    Suggested by   @elizaboo