Music Festivals for old people

I went to Lockn Music Festival this weekend, and now I'm tired. Wanna be an old person at a festival?!? Here's how!
  1. 1.
    Bring a camping chair
  2. 2.
    Find a spot that's triangulated exactly between the beer tents, bathrooms & food zone
    Don't think I slept on those risotto balls
  3. 3.
    Pay too much for a beer.
  4. 4.
    Commence People Watching!!
    I could do this all day
  5. 5.
    Start texting pics of people's Dopplergangers to their loved ones.
    "THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE YOUR HUSBAND, RIGHT?!?"
  6. 6.
    It's SO hot, and dusty, good thing you brought cleansing facial towelettes in your bag.
  7. 7.
    You don't know this song...just wander around a little and people watch from a different zone
  8. 8.
    Oh you know this song!!!
    Stand up and dance! (You forgot most of the lyrics, that's ok) great song, lotsa memories
  9. 9.
    This song doesn't sound familiar...OH LOOK A SUNSET!
  10. 10.
    Turn to friend & ask: "Do you want some Gum?!"
  11. 11.
    "GUM!"
  12. 12.
    I SAID "DO YOU WANT SOME GUM?!"
  13. 13.
    He DOES want gum, good thing you were persistent.
  14. 14.
    This light show is insane, I'm sure it'll look that way when you take a picture
  15. 15.
    So cool, take another picture, there's no way this won't look awesome and exactly the same as you're experiencing it in real time.
  16. 16.
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh boy, we got a live one...you will definitely see a lady that is a dancing machine. She is FEELING it, love it, this is people watching gold. Such love for this spastic dancer, she's just a total gem.
  17. 17.
    Wonder if the shaved ice vendor is still there, don't get up to confirm. Just wonder this.
  18. 18.
    have 3 more beers quickly.
  19. 19.
    Time to brave the PortoPotty, you can do this.
  20. 20.
    Mentally admonish that teen for walking barefoot into the PortoPotties
  21. 21.
    Share the fancy hand sanitizer from your purse with 8 strangers who have just exited the PortoPotties
  22. 22.
    Revel in the luxuriously irresponsible joy of being with only your husband and good friends...no children, no obligations
  23. 23.
    Shower eighteen times.