Services I can provide
An incomplete list of services I'm happy to provide
- •Empathy for a non-existent or exaggerated boo-boo
- •Quietly humming while cleaning the kitchen and making tea for you because you are sick
- •Happily watch your stuff and laptop while you use the bathroom at the coffee shopOffer also valid for children at playground given they're not prone to injury or are sand-throwers
- •I will read a few books aloud before bed, with some effort towards intonation (one book per child per night pls)
- •Fruit Smoothies made freshWITH undetectable veggies inside
- •Hair holding/back patting/soothing words during vomiting**REGARDLESS OF WHAT CAUSED THE VOMITING
- •I will accept and participate in the general adoration of your cat even if just being near it swells my eyes shut and makes my throat itch like I'm dying.
- •Listen intently to any dreams/nightmares from the night before(And any corresponding interpretation/analysis)
- •A fresh pot of coffee in the morningCream/Sugar?
- •Basic hair styling servicesPig tails, pony tails, basic braiding
- •Apparently, I will brush your teeth for you(1min less than what's recommended by the ADA though)